-- Janis Joplin
This unseasonable meteorological spell we've been having down here lately positively makes me wish I hadn't sold my Mustang convertable. Believe it or not, that's what I used to drive just two cars ago, before I sold my soul to the dark side that is SUVs. Don't laugh, you young souls, minivans and SUVs ARE actually way cool, and not in a soccermom kind of way.
They are cool in a way using your pen in place of a hairpin is cool, or carrying your own tea bags and little Starbucks instant coffee capsules in your purse is cool. OK, I get it, I am not cool, but before you judge me, just consider for a minute that my daily caffein intake largely depends on waiting room vending machine capacity and that I am at the constant mercy of dispensers that make acidy, droopy, limp and luke-warm coffee all day...
If I could, I would carry my 16 oz New Orleans Cold Brew, an ice machine and the blender in my purse. Nothing can beat that coffee, I am telling you. Not even those incredibly good Starbucks instant coffee capsules you can find in my every pocket and often times in my washing machine.
And for the record, I never leave my house with my hair up and yet, by the end of the day my hair is up in some sort of random disarray vaguely resembling the offspring of a bun and a ponytail, and some barista at Starbucks is missing a pen.
Thanks for dropping by.
Until next time.